Wakey, wakey!

This is a pop quiz:
The douchebag is going to ride his bike on Saturday morning. He's going to ride it from Altona to Plum Coulee and back to Altona. When he gets to Plum Coulee he will
     a) eat breakfast with fellow riders;
     b) eat breakfast alone because:
                     i) he's a douchebag
                     ii) he's hungry and needs to rest after fighting the wind
                     iii) both i) & ii)
     c) turn around and ride home alone, because he's a douchebag
     d) turn around and ride home alone, because he's a machine
     e) anything is possible, but there is no escaping it when you're a douchebag

The usual time, the usual place!